The Mustache Chronicles

vinegardoppio:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed…

It’s a scam, but one that works.  A note from your doctor will get you an “emotional companion” dog you can obnoxiously take with you on planes, into restauarants, etc, normally reserved for actual working dogs for those with real impairments.  Untrained, shitting, shedding, barking dogs that cause allergy attacks on planes and in restaurants.

Please do not be that asshole because you want to take snookums everyewhere.

twotone:

smilelikeyougotnothingtolose:

twotone:

Pizza Hut is offering four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-themed pizzas, all with “Cheesy Bites” crust.
I have not had Pizza Hut pizza since I was a child, nor have I ever tried their Cheesy Bites crust, but I WILL be eating one or more of these ridiculous fascinating tie-in promotional food substances.
I am slightly displeased that “Donatello’s Favorite Pizza” is white meat chicken, mushrooms, green peppers and Roma tomatoes — sure, they try to imply that it’s because he’s the “smart” one, but I feel like his courage is subtly being called into question here.
Then again, “Leonardo’s Favorite Pizza” is a vegetarian pizza with red onions, olives, green peppers, and mushrooms, which to me says “all the good toppings were taken”.
(For completion’s sake: Mikey’s Favorite is pepperoni, smoked ham, pineapple and jalapeno… basically a Hawaiian pizza with extra spice. Raphael’s Favorite is all meat, featuring Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and ground beef.)

AVGN did a pizza party/tasting making a bunch of the ridiculous pizzas mentioned in the original toon and…these are soooo normal by comparison.  
IIRC, the one topping surprisingly cited most disgusting of all the crazy shit mentioned?  Hot fudge apparently.  

Oh yeah, I can believe hot fudge on a pizza could look/taste/be pretty gross. Unless it was a dessert cookie pizza.I kinda wish I could try the pizza gyoza mentioned on the new Nick TMNT show. That sounds fairly edible? Maybe?

Just ah, don’t blind yourself to make it an authentic experience…

twotone:

smilelikeyougotnothingtolose:

twotone:

Pizza Hut is offering four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-themed pizzas, all with “Cheesy Bites” crust.

I have not had Pizza Hut pizza since I was a child, nor have I ever tried their Cheesy Bites crust, but I WILL be eating one or more of these ridiculous fascinating tie-in promotional food substances.

I am slightly displeased that “Donatello’s Favorite Pizza” is white meat chicken, mushrooms, green peppers and Roma tomatoes — sure, they try to imply that it’s because he’s the “smart” one, but I feel like his courage is subtly being called into question here.

Then again, “Leonardo’s Favorite Pizza” is a vegetarian pizza with red onions, olives, green peppers, and mushrooms, which to me says “all the good toppings were taken”.

(For completion’s sake: Mikey’s Favorite is pepperoni, smoked ham, pineapple and jalapeno… basically a Hawaiian pizza with extra spice. Raphael’s Favorite is all meat, featuring Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and ground beef.)

AVGN did a pizza party/tasting making a bunch of the ridiculous pizzas mentioned in the original toon and…these are soooo normal by comparison.  

IIRC, the one topping surprisingly cited most disgusting of all the crazy shit mentioned?  Hot fudge apparently.  

Oh yeah, I can believe hot fudge on a pizza could look/taste/be pretty gross. Unless it was a dessert cookie pizza.
I kinda wish I could try the pizza gyoza mentioned on the new Nick TMNT show. That sounds fairly edible? Maybe?

Just ah, don’t blind yourself to make it an authentic experience…

twotone:

Pizza Hut is offering four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-themed pizzas, all with “Cheesy Bites” crust.
I have not had Pizza Hut pizza since I was a child, nor have I ever tried their Cheesy Bites crust, but I WILL be eating one or more of these ridiculous fascinating tie-in promotional food substances.
I am slightly displeased that “Donatello’s Favorite Pizza” is white meat chicken, mushrooms, green peppers and Roma tomatoes — sure, they try to imply that it’s because he’s the “smart” one, but I feel like his courage is subtly being called into question here.
Then again, “Leonardo’s Favorite Pizza” is a vegetarian pizza with red onions, olives, green peppers, and mushrooms, which to me says “all the good toppings were taken”.
(For completion’s sake: Mikey’s Favorite is pepperoni, smoked ham, pineapple and jalapeno… basically a Hawaiian pizza with extra spice. Raphael’s Favorite is all meat, featuring Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and ground beef.)

AVGN did a pizza party/tasting making a bunch of the ridiculous pizzas mentioned in the original toon and…these are soooo normal by comparison.  
IIRC, the one topping surprisingly cited most disgusting of all the crazy shit mentioned?  Hot fudge apparently.  

twotone:

Pizza Hut is offering four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-themed pizzas, all with “Cheesy Bites” crust.

I have not had Pizza Hut pizza since I was a child, nor have I ever tried their Cheesy Bites crust, but I WILL be eating one or more of these ridiculous fascinating tie-in promotional food substances.

I am slightly displeased that “Donatello’s Favorite Pizza” is white meat chicken, mushrooms, green peppers and Roma tomatoes — sure, they try to imply that it’s because he’s the “smart” one, but I feel like his courage is subtly being called into question here.

Then again, “Leonardo’s Favorite Pizza” is a vegetarian pizza with red onions, olives, green peppers, and mushrooms, which to me says “all the good toppings were taken”.

(For completion’s sake: Mikey’s Favorite is pepperoni, smoked ham, pineapple and jalapeno… basically a Hawaiian pizza with extra spice. Raphael’s Favorite is all meat, featuring Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and ground beef.)

AVGN did a pizza party/tasting making a bunch of the ridiculous pizzas mentioned in the original toon and…these are soooo normal by comparison.  

IIRC, the one topping surprisingly cited most disgusting of all the crazy shit mentioned?  Hot fudge apparently.  

mattbors:

Stuff Jesus Said
As a university tutor in my hometown, a city which is roughly 40% black and 37% white, I still had students asking me, “Do they just never learn how to talk right?” I pull up a chair when this happens, “Listen up, gang.” So what do I tell them? Well, the goal is to convey that, scientifically speaking, non-standard varieties of English such as the English spoken by Rachel Jeantel and the ‘proper English’ they’ve been taught are equally communicative. I go over the differences and point out that both have a rule system that must be followed to speak convincingly.

But then, I don’t see why there should need to be that justification. So I end up trying to teach respect. If they have a student that speaks a non-standard variety of English, they need to understand that that student is therefore competent in understanding at least two versions of English: the version they speak at home and other safe environments, and the one forced upon them when listening to you. Respect that.

The alarmingly pervasive idea that standard English equates to ‘good grammar’ and non-standard English equates to ‘bad grammar’ is false and exclusionary. When it’s used in conjunction with intelligence and credibility of a young black woman, it’s reminiscent of the faulty scientific racism of “The Bell Curve.” But language shaming is currently acceptable behavior in the status quo. It is one of the last bastions of unabashed racism and classism.
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

drawing-bored:

ubermichael:

kelsium:

Guys, I am still grieving Better Off Ted.

Me as well. It was such smart tv.

i rewatch the whole series at least once a year.

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise